You just might be a graduate student if:

• you can tell the time of day by looking at the traffic flow at the library.
• professors don't really care when you turn in work anymore.
• you find the bibliographies of books more interesting than the actual text.
• you actually hope your professor assigns homework.
• you have ever brought a scholarly article to a bar.
• you rate coffee shops by the availability of outlets for your laptop.
• you have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
• you find yourself explaining to children that you are in "20th grade".
• you start refering to stories like "Snow White et al."
• You consider caffeine to be a major food group.
• You appreciate the fact that you get to choose which twenty hours out of the day you have to work.
• you can identify universities by their internet domains
• your apartment is smaller that your parents’ garage (and more poorly furnished)
• you include the words paradigm and dialectic in letters to your parents.